just for a friday!

sundar ay bikel , ...
chalay naa aaajkal cycle ..
bajay na kothao bell,
khali dekhi adike odike kothay acche sale ..

bayche mridu hawa,
urche chai'er kape dhoya ..
sit sit bhab besh ,
paser barir lalona sukochen kesh ..
aami porchi choto galpo , hathe more desh ..

sakale orkut, bikele facebook ..
aar bhabchi bosser pete virus dhukuk ..
friday ase gelo ...
ney bishesh kono tension ..
khali acche deshe khadyo drobyer inflation

kachi bayasey besh ...
aajkal asche joubaner abhas aar besh ..
adik odik chitkare bujhte pari ..
weekender suru abong resh ..

oy kachider katha bhebhe, urre jay khali mon, oy central park ..
jodi thakto dark ..
hoto roj grahan ..
chaad o hoto bhagobaan .
chaad debtake namaskar kore kortam chaader joy gaan ..

hariye jaba

naam dekha jacche na ... kintu bheshe uthlo ...akta besh awaaj ..

FlapDoodle

D: up the stairs here i go ...

to the delightfull old couple sleeping their way to glory, i take a bow.

carry a deo

spray , spray, spray .. tension eased ...

job done ... in the flickering light ... i turn around ..

on my treasure hunt ,,

ring , ring, ring ....

call picked up ...

A: hello papa , Amol speaking ...

D: ha bol bête .

A: who is this??

D: certainly not ur dad. ..

A: aap kaun ho ?yaha pe kya kar rahe ho

D: U know what silence implies ?

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A: Hmm , a sec . well here u go ... i looked up in the website wikipedia which is the master of everything , and it states Silence is the relative or total lack of audible sound.

D: My mind for a minute raced back to a session of Phrasebusters which I had in school called "Breaking the silence” where I learnt

“Breaking the silence is a 2000 Chinese film directed by Sun Zhou. It was China's submission to the 73rd Academy Awards for the Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film, but was not accepted as a nominee.”

I love it simply when the Chinese efforts fail .

A: hmm aap kaun ? who is this in my house ?

D: U already broke the silence .. u dont need to shout my friend ...

What u guys do when caught speeding ?

A: well an interesting thing happened last night ...

D: and what was that ?

A: I was driving my new BMW and as the needle crossed 80m/hour , i saw red lights ..behind me .I thought no way they can catch a bmw so i sped till 100 and suddenly i came back into my sense stopped the car by the side ..

D: and then what happened ?

A: The cop took the license, said why were u speeding ? whats the big hurry at this hour of the night ?

well well ** Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.**

D: here u cant escape i broke open a house in the next street, a ugly dog raised a siren and i had to run for my life ... and managed to hide in ur garden for a while before i broke open here ..

A: U a thief.. aap chor ho ??

D: well yes and no ..

A: and what does that mean ?

D: I started my career as a detective ...,

The first case was about a girl running away and me and my assistant *katie * needed to catch her.

A: then what happened ?

D: we closed the case in no time and pocketed the money .

A: how did u crack it ?

D: well saw her pic and realised that she is my dear sweetheart , and she left home for me ..., returned her back ... and pocketed 10000 bugs from my would be father in law ..

A: khuda meherban ,to gadha palwan ... , how did u change profession ?

D: well the notoriety of the second case ..

A; what was that ?

D: A old lady walked in and asked with tearfull eyes about something she lost ..

A: what was that?

D: She explained that she had very bright eyes, was milky in complexion, could be emotional at times , love to walk .. I was getting excited ..

A: so u couldn't find her ..

D: her name was rupsa ,she loves walking around ..

A: then ?

D: i asked for a pic and that broke my heart ..

A: was she squint ?

D: nope lateral vision , it was her cow which was missing .., to crack a cow case , i was flabbergasted ...

A: Ohh ..thats why I love my india , the alisha chinoi song for a minute ...

A minute pause ….

D: I know sitting in new york everyone loves their india .., corruption is not felt, potholes dont cause the spine to wear and tear, high decibel levels dont cause pain in ear ..

A; problems everywhere u thief , it doesnt mean u have to steal ...

D: Well I am no ordinary petty thief if u think that way.

A: whats that ?

D: well well i get some i return some .

A: didn't get u ...

D: night times i break in and day times i sometimes take up some of the cases and return some of their glory .

A: hmm u got a interesting profession :)

D: true ..

A: so back to where we began , what happened out to ur lady love ..

D: well we got married had a great time together till we ventured into the wild forests of sunderban ..

A: aha what happened ? snakes is it ?

D: nope the big ferocious royal bengal tiger.today 1 year completed man..

went to avenge and wrote a poem in her memories ..

Through the jongole I am went,

On shooting Tiger I am bent,

Naughty Tiger has eaten wife,

No doubt I will avenge poor darling's life.

Taking care not to be fright,

I am clutching rifle tight with eye to sight,

Should Tiger come I will shoot and fall him

down,

Then like hero return to native town.

My leg shaking, sweat coming, I start to pray,

I think I will shoot Tiger some other day,

Turning round I am going to flee,

But Tiger giving bloody roar spotting this

Bengalee.

I am a telling that never in life,

I will risk again for my damn fool wife.

A: btw what's her name ?

D: Slimofatooctopus

A: is that her real name ?

D: nope ..

A: what's that ?

D: Paro

A: I had a girlfriend by that name

D: really ..

A:

Play the pehla nesha …

Where do i begin

To tell the story of my love

Of how greatful/tragic love can be

The sweet love story

That is older than the sea

That sings the truth about the love she brings to me

Where do i start

With the first hello

She gave the meaning

To this empty world of mine

That never did

Another love another time

She taught me how to look at closed shops through windows ..

and appreciate that ..

She taught me how to wash utensils

taking a bath became a daily affair ..

She taught me to tell that ** I had seen everything till i saw u **

D: u really nostalgic ?

A: aha true .. miss her still man

D: u didnt marry her ..where did u meet her ?

A: nope i ddnt, met her in xaviers,calcutta

D: hey i even went there to study ... never completed

A: u did , which year ?

D: 2000july -2001 January

A: really.. what a coincidence ?

D: why u were there too ?

A: ohh yes ...

D:why didnt u marry her?

A: u know girls like the bad boys ..someone else walked away ...

D: u got a pic of her in the house ?

A: yes , by the phone side ..

D: hey thats my wife ...

A: well since she isnt anymore .., i wont fight ..

loving her was great, losing her was indeed sad and a fright ..

Together :

Well yeah u guys had enough of this flap and flam doodle ...

In love u might win , love u might lose ..

dont for the sake of it .. smoke or booze ..